Terrorists kill kittens
Reports the Times:
A link between massive kitten breeding programs and terrorism plots is becoming clear after a string of police raids in Britain and across the Continent, an investigation by The Times has discovered. Images and videos of kittens being brutally killed have been found during Scotland Yard antiterrorism swoops and in big inquiries in Italy and Spain.
Terrorists are breeding thousands of kittens purely in order to kick them to death, sources report. British security services are aware of the trend and believe that it requires further investigation to improve understanding of terrorists’ methods and mindsets. Concerns within the Metropolitan Police led to a plan to run a pilot research project exploring the nature of the link. One source familiar with the proposal said that this could eventually lead to the training of feline welfare experts to identify signs of terrorist involvement as they monitor kitten breeders. They fear terrorists may also be involved in similar programs involving puppies and ickle bunnies.